CM Le Bicycle
Le Bicycle Glasses Case and Cleaning Cloth
But are you glasses in the shape of a bicycle?
Le Bicycle Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Very Erotica as CycleMile's buddy Peter always says. We're sure he means Eroica.
Le Bicycle Jumbo Bag
It's a big bag and you can stuff your bike porn magazines in it and make your house look tidy again. Or, all those cycling jerseys and shorts that don't quite fit you any more. They are too large of course. All that roller racing you've been up to has really worked. You are F.I.T.
Le Bicycle Microfibre Saddle Cloth
A dry bum. Lovely.
Le Bicycle Mug
It's a mug. A very nice mug. Solid and weighty. You can drink your tea out of it. Even coffee.
Le Bicycle Pattern Umbrella
Don't want to get wet? Then you need a big umbrella and this is a BIG umbrella. Invite all your friends round, get under it and have a party. Nice and dry under here and lots of fun too.
Le Bicycle Rain Poncho
Small, very light and you can put it on in a jiffy. Wet. Not me. OK, I may look a little silly, but I'm dry and warm. Oh, a cuppa would be lovely. One sugar please. Just a little milk. Perfect. You really should have bought one of these.
Le Bicycle Set of Two Bicycle Lights
Oh, that's a useful present. Thank you.
Le Bicycle Shaving Kit
For hipsters only. Who travel of course.
Le Bicycle Soap
Good old fashioned soap with Myrtle. Not Maureen. Myrtle. Feel the heal.
Le Bicycle Travel Mug
Watch out for the coffee drinking pandas. It always turns ugly. No. Get down. Down. Naughty panda, but you are so lovely and cuddly, arrrrgh my eye, my eye, bad panda. No coffee.
Le Bicycle Travel Wash Bag
CycleMiles keeps his cheese and ham sandwiches in his . . . yum!
Le Bicycle Wrapping Paper
Mad about bikes? Wrap up your present in this. Retro cool.